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MashiMashi - Dec 29, 2017 10:23am, #270175

JOIN!! START ONE build your costume post ph**os goto fan fests build your army. I was looking for a memes of a Illuminati drop squad minutemmen with victorian whigs carrying UZI's and riding on a swat truck when i said hey wait a minute

MashiMashi - Dec 1, 2017 10:09am, #270063

If beauty makes you throw up a lil' in your mouth

MashiMashi - Oct 12, 2017 1:07pm, #269945

It was for the Germans

MashiMashi - Mar 31, 2017 7:45am, #269178

The internet is never wrong

MashiMashi - Feb 16, 2017 2:45pm, #269012

This is mangolds sister and she is a bad-ass and played lineman for her highschool football team saw her trow around dudes....oh and she is an olympian

MashiMashi - Jan 28, 2017 2:40pm, #268925

Oh dark lord of 100 thread count

MashiMashi - Jan 25, 2017 9:11am, #268911

No good brother in law is a Truck Driver used to tell me stories about lot lizards tryingslitting throats slashing tires....now it's all about guys loading trucks texting and getting in accidents.....in the yard not the streets

MashiMashi - Jan 25, 2017 8:44am, #268910

Black don't crack

MashiMashi - Nov 7, 2016 2:45pm, #268531

i got ban hammered for upvoting...but yes the cop can now get them for distracted driving

MashiMashi - Oct 17, 2016 8:16pm, #268388

No no no you're thinking Erotic Asphyxiation wich killed Kung-full and the leader singer Of INX. If someone is laying on Thier stomache it's laborious to breath so if the cops leave them like that it means they've already went across

MashiMashi - Oct 16, 2016 2:27pm, #268382

There's nothing wrong with being proud of your race....however this country has a long history of being proud your white suppressing others rights very life

MashiMashi - Oct 4, 2016 11:20am, #268284

yes but half the stuff was on lone, besides she'll make more money off the publicity than the insurance.

MashiMashi - Sep 30, 2016 8:56am, #268261

police a**isted suicide

MashiMashi - Aug 18, 2016 9:00am, #268024

People show up at the COP-CHOP complaining hat they bought a vehicle on Craig's list, and beforeyou could switch the title over the owner repoerted the car stolen and got it back, well you did crap like this while it was in another persons name!!

MashiMashi - May 20, 2016 1:50pm, #267453

If i didn't you would've

MashiMashi - Dec 25, 2015 11:52am, #264648

Well there be any residue PTSD that makes it's way into the boudoire, I mean after having King James roll around her will her 508 135lbs Golf championship husband be a let down.

MashiMashi - Oct 6, 2015 9:23am, #263242


MashiMashi - Jul 4, 2015 9:19pm, #261878

Boxer briefs

MashiMashi - Apr 27, 2015 3:09pm, #260970

No it's the new black-hoodie

MashiMashi - Mar 19, 2015 10:26am, #260445

Stole the line from MIKE and Molly then added some stuff

MashiMashi - Mar 11, 2015 10:16am, #260349

Football season

MashiMashi - Feb 10, 2015 8:25am, #259851

and I got Banned-Hammered again

MashiMashi - Feb 9, 2015 2:06pm, #259844

ha ha, Milk flew out my nose, and i wasn't even drinking it at the time.

MashiMashi - Feb 7, 2015 1:11pm, #259815


MashiMashi - Jan 21, 2015 2:28pm, #259569

d*** Dyslexia The a*** *** and BAPTIZING A CAT are in the wrong place......bottom line I like Indian food everybody I know htes it and would rather goto a chain resteraunt or Irish bar and grill

MashiMashi - Dec 31, 2014 9:39am, #259235

Ir's everything that the terrorists hate about us, and we're too ignorant to be embarresed about it. their walls have holes in it ours spit money out. It's a fat kid with a face full of fries and reaching across the table for another pile of fries

MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2014 12:10pm, #258893


MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2014 12:09pm, #258892


MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2014 12:08pm, #258891


MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2014 12:07pm, #258890

I'd vote but it keeps banning me

MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2014 12:07pm, #258889

I'd vote but it keeps Banning me

MashiMashi - Nov 7, 2014 5:59am, #257696

3 different parties, i asked 3 different people what should i bring, no-one said Ginger-ale. i was planning on adding a couple sh**s of my hostes's I rish whiskey to it (BIG GINGER)and "NINJA-LIPPING" it all to myself but now it's the community bottle.

MashiMashi - Oct 18, 2014 1:18pm, #257151

I suggest you check out my RIM OF FIRE MOTIFAKE

MashiMashi - Oct 14, 2014 12:32pm, #257050

Don't be first, don't be the last, and don't volunteer

MashiMashi - Sep 15, 2014 10:50am, #256707

this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.

MashiMashi - Sep 15, 2014 2:19am, #256701

As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.

MashiMashi - Sep 15, 2014 2:19am, #256700

As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.

MashiMashi - Aug 23, 2014 10:15am, #256318

But Immagrant owners don't pay taxes....not for 7years, then they sell it to another immagrant owner and he doesn't pay. The Army already has that stuff and has to get rid of it to get new stuff, they give it freely to the police.

MashiMashi - Aug 23, 2014 9:32am, #256317

post to fear of clowns

MashiMashi - May 24, 2014 10:45am, #254979

I just got banned for VOTE BOMBING, problem is I only vote on the he ones I like. I love anything about governmenting spying like this one. This is the second time I got accused bombing when I voted a 4 or better

MashiMashi - Apr 18, 2014 7:24pm, #254367

When I was watching this I had a motifake I couldn't wait to do but forgot about it. I'll have to rewatch and post. I remmeber I started having impure thoughts for the waitress they fired and made cry. "you're fired why are you walking away from me, be

MashiMashi - Apr 2, 2014 1:41pm, #254030

Milwaukee we had the snow and ice melted now we see where all the potholes are....we had spring for a day and a half back to winter

MashiMashi - Mar 18, 2014 12:35pm, #253676

post tp politifake

MashiMashi - Feb 9, 2014 7:06pm, #252806

Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance

MashiMashi - Feb 3, 2014 11:12am, #252653

Juggernaut as a child

MashiMashi - Feb 2, 2014 8:40pm, #252649

Yeah Im not looking forward to that conversation either...nobody wants to see a h** chick blowing a fatguy but my gut holds the camera nice

MashiMashi - Jan 12, 2014 10:32pm, #252137

I meant to ADD "No it's not MANDATORY" that at least 6 guys on the team have them.

MashiMashi - Jan 12, 2014 10:02pm, #252136

I like the Ph**o

MashiMashi - Jan 12, 2014 3:44pm, #252120

With that crass British Accent of his.

MashiMashi - Jan 12, 2014 3:32pm, #252118

As a police officer who worked the "PINK CONCERT" YOU DO WHATEVA YOU CAN TO SEE IT!!! If they told me I had to patrol in that outfit ofr a week, i'd do it.

MashiMashi - Dec 29, 2013 2:28pm, #251799

He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!

MashiMashi - Dec 25, 2013 2:38pm, #251731

Ha Ha ha just sell your ugly clothes and call it a day why get into bad smelling cologne business, I hop its next to the food court too.

MashiMashi - Dec 25, 2013 11:33am, #251723

And your drunk uncle saying you tell anybody what we did here and I'll kill you in your sleep.

MashiMashi - Dec 24, 2013 4:57pm, #251709

i likethe ugmos no problem, impress me with implants

MashiMashi - Dec 22, 2013 12:26pm, #251664

Whoopd Dman!!

MashiMashi - Oct 14, 2013 10:12am, #250397

Such an awesome movie

MashiMashi - Oct 12, 2013 10:32am, #250345

Kardshian, Simpson (oj), manson, menendez, just a couple families for ya

MashiMashi - Sep 18, 2013 12:31pm, #249763

slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery

MashiMashi - Sep 5, 2013 9:56am, #249298

GOOD GOOD I see i'm not the only one with that d*** Dragon speaking software Icon on my desktop....that i never open because hunting and pecking is faster than reapeating everything 3 times.

MashiMashi - Sep 1, 2013 3:08pm, #249233

Axford, i worked the brewer game during Harley fest and everybody who came in said hes traded why is that still up. He was traded this morning, this morning relax already give us time to steam off the glue backing.

MashiMashi - Sep 1, 2013 12:29pm, #249226

The mistakes make themselves appareant after tou send it, ofr OFR

MashiMashi - Aug 28, 2013 10:57pm, #249156

I hate myself for this

MashiMashi - Aug 19, 2013 3:21pm, #248831

It never occurs to people that the police are wearing more military gear because its more comfortable, its 2013 what they're supposed to be in the ol double nreasted chaufer uniform

MashiMashi - Aug 19, 2013 3:19pm, #248830

It's hard to make a funny ra** joke, but this one is it.

MashiMashi - Aug 16, 2013 9:51am, #248730

I'm on a smoothie diet don't need a big cart unles you getting frozen pizza or other fun unhealthy stuff

MashiMashi - Aug 10, 2013 10:56am, #248525

on wisconsin

MashiMashi - Jul 21, 2013 10:46am, #247963

What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.

MashiMashi - Jul 21, 2013 10:44am, #247962

It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life

MashiMashi - Jun 23, 2013 11:04pm, #246930

BULL-CAP have you seen the info-mercials, the host has to SXREAM over the sounds of the whirring blades.

MashiMashi - Jun 19, 2013 1:06pm, #246807

I don't want to take away from this poster.....but this girl or guy, gave those sandals to a relative or aquiantaence. Because he knows how it feels to be sandaless, but now how it feels to be charitable, to be a provider

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 8:57pm, #245919

Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks.

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 8:54pm, #245917

I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 8:53pm, #245916

Imma need some oatmeal

MashiMashi - May 5, 2013 9:20am, #245541

What's that joke about the professor knowing that his student plagarised his paper from a magazine....he even copied the subscription renewel form

MashiMashi - Apr 9, 2013 1:19pm, #244971

Now i have to learn to live with the shame, check out the one in the middle

MashiMashi - Apr 8, 2013 2:40pm, #244961

Cankels, these ladies have never seen thier shoes

MashiMashi - Apr 6, 2013 9:36am, #244898

And muschrooms, kept in the dark and fed shirt

MashiMashi - Apr 4, 2013 4:51pm, #244871

And you guys nearly done it, except for a dirty play by New Orleans but really an errant pass by brett.

MashiMashi - Mar 21, 2013 9:45am, #244541


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MashiMashi - Mar 17, 2013 10:34am, #244368

wouldn't let me share

MashiMashi - Mar 17, 2013 10:33am, #244367

I meant to add the ones I work on all-day giggle all night

MashiMashi - Mar 17, 2013 10:32am, #244366

The ones that I think of that keep giggling all nite can't wait to see the ratings the next day, get panned get bombed by you people. EZ one-offs that write themselves like this one. . . .

MashiMashi - Mar 17, 2013 10:30am, #244364

wouldn't let me share

MashiMashi - Feb 28, 2013 9:06am, #243893

DUTY. . . .Letting everybody know you give a ****

MashiMashi - Feb 28, 2013 9:05am, #243892

I haven't seen so many disgusted white folks since the Romney Election Party

MashiMashi - Feb 26, 2013 11:34am, #243791

And yet another beutiful tradition wich will be ruined by fat ugly american tourists.

MashiMashi - Feb 22, 2013 10:01am, #243699

Thank-you, The best ones write themselves. ..Note the guy wearing the jacket that has a picture of teh JARJARBINKS suit and says 2011, i gues he did it last year and this year he's bringing the pain

MashiMashi - Feb 18, 2013 10:02pm, #243584

Rise of the CYBORGS

MashiMashi - Feb 13, 2013 9:16pm, #243460

post to shiver ph**o on black back ground

MashiMashi - Feb 7, 2013 10:56pm, #243312

Why do I watch contagion when there's no Zombies in it.

MashiMashi - Feb 4, 2013 11:31pm, #243208


MashiMashi - Feb 4, 2013 5:17pm, #243188

Who wouldn't vote for AL

MashiMashi - Jan 24, 2013 1:18pm, #242796

It aint always mud. . . .

MashiMashi - Jan 16, 2013 10:02pm, #242552

MIND BLOWING no. 2, KAP was born and adaopted in Milwaukee WISCONSIN, then RACINE+FOX VALLEY WISCONSIN then moved to Northern california bay Area and went to High School in CA

MashiMashi - Dec 29, 2012 9:58pm, #242024

I couldn't be bothered to read the article on why the kids were in the graveyard, but if it was me. . . that's one field trip slip that aint coming back signed by a parent, I'll take an in school suspension thank you very much.

MashiMashi - Dec 26, 2012 2:40pm, #241912


MashiMashi - Dec 16, 2012 10:55am, #241546

if no-one is around, and no-one sees me. . . .I'll have it.

MashiMashi - Dec 12, 2012 10:42am, #241404

These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.